Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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