Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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