I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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