you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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