idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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