That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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