When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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