And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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