He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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