Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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