Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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