: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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