David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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