So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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