I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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