My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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