If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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