UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
you never un-have a 4some
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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