that's an acceptable place to lick
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
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My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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