it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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