id be glad to
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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