we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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