did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
