I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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