I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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