hell yes lets make some ravioli
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
She's the barista slut.
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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