They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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