WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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