Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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