we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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