did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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