Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
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I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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