People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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