Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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