Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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