**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
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you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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