I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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