No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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