But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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