worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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