I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Rumble strips road head = magical
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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