at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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