YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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