Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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