yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
