Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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