normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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