"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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