Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
My penis needs a shock collar
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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