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• (817): View more from Texas

  I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.

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  If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  "Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.

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