Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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