I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.