Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out