"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho