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• (408): View more from California

  hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner

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  if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.

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• (585): View more from New York

  my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  We just fucked each other sober. #goteam

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.

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