Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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