We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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