well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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