so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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