You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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