I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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