You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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