They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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