I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
